What a Mess!
A Russian crook steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Cast
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
General
Gennady Matveev
General
Boris Smorchkov
General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Ivan Martynov
Mafiosi
Sergey Ruban
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Aleksei Buldakov
Marina Golub
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
O. Puchkova
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyudmila Velikaya
Olga Streltsova
Viktor Eltsov
T. Chudotvortseva
Ira Davydova
Natasha Davydova
Lyudmila Larionova
Vyacheslav Solovyov
Ekaterina Krol
Anatoly Kalmykov
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Pavel Remnyov
(uncredited)
Timur Kogan
(uncredited)
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Oleg Kozhemyakin
(uncredited)
Leonid Aleksandrov
(uncredited)
Irina Borodulina
(uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Irina Davydova
(uncredited)
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
(uncredited)
Sergey Labyrin
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Andrey Tunik
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
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